Pugdimple
Collector No. 1
Lives in a large smelly pond cheerfully farting bubbles like we do in the bath, and hopes to have grown three new eyeballs by this time next year
Pugdimple's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
| Smelliness | 19 | eurgh scale |
| Burp volume | 154 | decibels |
| Weight | 170 | kilos |
| Height | 192 | cms |
| Brain cells | 73 | I Q |
| Spit distance | 2.54 | metres |
| Space miles | 528632 | light years |
| Snooker break | 22 | highest |
| Clumsiness | 18 | oops factor |
| Star sign | Capricorn | Zodiac sign |
| Birthday | 25th December | |
| Moonzone | Swamp |