Jowties
Collector No. 77
Arboreal ant-like creatures who are over-protective of their offspring, apart from on alternate Wednesday afternoons when they escape to the Cosmic Café for tea
Jowties's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
| Smelliness | 11 | eurgh scale |
| Burp volume | 61 | decibels |
| Weight | 20 | kilos |
| Height | 10 | cms |
| Brain cells | 113 | I Q |
| Spit distance | 2.87 | metres |
| Space miles | 540008 | light years |
| Snooker break | 130 | highest |
| Clumsiness | 8 | oops factor |
| Star sign | Libra | Zodiac sign |
| Birthday | 28th September | |
| Moonzone | Jungle |