Splowt
Collector No. 107
Highly failed crater-brained life-form, yet thinks he's cool and smart as any nightclub bouncer, but is too scared to have even a small tattoo done
Splowt's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
| Smelliness | 15 | eurgh scale |
| Burp volume | 140 | decibels |
| Weight | 122 | kilos |
| Height | 165 | cms |
| Brain cells | 17 | I Q |
| Spit distance | 15.08 | metres |
| Space miles | 23546 | light years |
| Snooker break | 36 | highest |
| Clumsiness | 15 | oops factor |
| Star sign | Taurus | Zodiac sign |
| Birthday | 7th May | |
| Moonzone | Desert |