Kaylien
Collector No. 50
Mean and scheming ex-wife of Vladock, currently trying to sue him for non-payment of child support money, even though they never had any kids
Kaylien's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
| Smelliness | 11 | eurgh scale |
| Burp volume | 60 | decibels |
| Weight | 87 | kilos |
| Height | 182 | cms |
| Brain cells | 245 | I Q |
| Spit distance | 3.53 | metres |
| Space miles | 578776 | light years |
| Snooker break | 18 | highest |
| Clumsiness | 10 | oops factor |
| Star sign | Pisces | Zodiac sign |
| Birthday | 21st February | |
| Moonzone | Desert |