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Gorj

Collector No. 37
"If it doesn't move, eat it" is Gorj's motto ... this is all very well but it often leads to severe flatulence. Fun for Gorj sure, but definitely not for us
Gorj's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
Smelliness 18 eurgh scale
Burp volume 198 decibels
Weight 267 kilos
Height 143 cms
Brain cells 24 I Q
Spit distance 10.13 metres
Space miles 45623 light years
Snooker break 12 highest
Clumsiness 14 oops factor
Star sign Gemini Zodiac sign
Birthday 5th June
Moonzone Swamp
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