Wet Snud
Collector No. 88
Mysteriously disappears from his soggy bog every second Wednesday ... Rumour has it that he captains the quiz team at The Jumping Cow inn ... (Eats Black Cats for breakfast!)
Wet Snud's I.D. ... Incompetence & Dimness !
| Smelliness | 9 | eurgh scale |
| Burp volume | 97 | decibels |
| Weight | 24 | kilos |
| Height | 87 | cms |
| Brain cells | 123 | I Q |
| Spit distance | 7.2 | metres |
| Space miles | None | light years |
| Snooker break | 135 | highest |
| Clumsiness | 7 | oops factor |
| Star sign | Capricorn | Zodiac sign |
| Birthday | 31st December | |
| Moonzone | Swamp |